Season 1: Yeah you guys saw the journey I went on to catch my catfish, now I want to help you guys find out if your online relationships are the real deal.
Season 2: It is okay friends, I'm back, and we're going to figure everything out together. I'm here for you.
Season 3: Look here ya fucking shit, this is a nice person that you're duping and you have no remorse whatsoever? I oughta shove your ass down a fucking well and pour cement over you.
"I’m either happy because of nothing, or sad because of everything."
"Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together."